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Off to bed

 Obviously this journal (and my fanfic writing in general) has been subject to merciless neglect as of late, but the dusty vaults of my documents folders are actually not totally empty. I haven't had the time or inspiration to write anything new since like, summer of last year, but I'm starting to feel a bit lonely for this journal. And I've been gone so long that I've literally forgotten how to do html on this site. I'm not even kidding.

Anyway, since I might never sit down long enough to put together the fourth part of Christmas in Albuquerque (although it is pretty much written in fragments, I've still yet to put them together in an understandable order), I thought I would post two "flashbacks" from it just so they can see the light of day, and maybe someone will be mildly amused/distracted by them for three seconds. That's why these are both written in present-tense and boring. Still, it feels good to post something, even if LJ feels obligated to remove all my italics.  

Ugh, I haven't even made an icon in forever. I'm hangin' by a hair.

Stories behind the cut. Can't even think of any warnings for them at this moment. Also apologies for any glaring errors; I only did my editing like an hour ago and I almost always miss things, even in re-reads. 

Very shoddy work, Pinkman. I"m actually embarrassed for youCollapse )
16th-Oct-2010 11:33 pm - "Separate Rooms"
bitbyadeadbee
Wow, it's been awhile. What the hell have I been doing this whole time?!?!?! Tch, what do you think? :D

Dated: Begat in September. Concluded in September. Concluded for real tonight.
Title: Separate Rooms
Rating: M for language and situations
Summary: "We have to cook clear to next Tuesday."/"Tuesday. Four days straight."/"Like it or not, we have no choice."/"Yeah? And why exactly is that?"/
Acknowledgment: First beta'd fic ever, done courtesy of the wise and mighty readishmael . The proof is in the writing, people.

** Slash **


Theoretically it should workCollapse )
27th-Aug-2010 12:15 am - "Ad Absurdum"
not chemistry

EDIT** Updated the link so it is working again

Uh, apparently my brain does not require much beating to bring you completely gratuitous porn.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9795224/3/Christmas-in-Albuquerque

The sort-of (unofficial) epilogue to this story... Because it was in dire need of some more sex before all was said and done, since Paroxysm was so rudely devoid of it. In a different style from last time but that's not any great loss. It's brief (just over 3,000 words... even less than I thought) and kinda stupid (kinda really stupid) but I absolutely needed to do something quick and painless after the first two parts.

Also, I'm using Bill Hicks' Supreme Court definition of pornography: "No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts."

You don't like the sound of that... Can't say I didn't warn you.

"A subconscious obligation to write smut"-an author"s noteCollapse )

Alright, I swear I'll take a serious break from this fandom this time, and since school looms on my horizon (sometime in September aghhhh) I dunno how often I'll be able to update here because I'm GONNA FINISH ENGLISH THIS YEAR! That is my resolution! Why the hell didn't I just do it at the start of this year when I was more than halfway through it?! I dunno!

More interestingly, we got them Emmys coming up.


C'est la vie, love ya, see you all next time... whenever that is.

edit: And whoa apparently I posted this on Aaron Paul's birthday. XD

edit 2: Words cannot express the awesome that is Aaron Paul's Emmy win tonight. I wish I had something to post just so I could ramble about it.

21st-Aug-2010 07:55 pm - "Paroxysm"
Laundry

EDIT** Updated the link so it is working again.

The follow up to Christmas in Albuquerque is up and running over at my FF.net account.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9795224/2/Christmas-in-Albuquerque




Due to the overwhelming lameness of LJ I had to resort to uploading on my FF account. For some reason LJ stopped preserving anything of my original format so losing the font wasn't an issue and I did NOT WANT to go through the story for about the millionth time just to italicize/bold everything again. Even now as I attempt to write this entry to tip you off to Paroxysm's location, LJ is being a bitch. Ugh. I don't know why it hates me all of a sudden but believe me when I say I hate it right back.

I dunno why I'm so frustrated. lol I should be happy the story is over, and just to forewarn you, it cleared 18k words. I tortured myself for almost a month so you could be bored for 15 minutes... This is just how I roll. :)

I hate you LJ.

x Zane

"Ripping every word from my brain so it came out covered in blood"-an author"s noteCollapse )

27th-Jul-2010 06:34 pm - "Christmas in Albuquerque" Part 2
not chemistry

Dated: Finally finished today after 3 days of almost non-stop typing.


Title: Christmas in Albuquerque (because I couldn't think of anything less lame)

Summary: The human tragedy known as Jesse Pinkman finds himself alone on Christmas... He doesn't take it well, but he discovers that maybe there's a little more in store for him this evening than he thought.

Rated: M -- and yes that means mature-ass situations like drug abuse, suicide references, truck-loads of swearing, and a lengthy description of sexy-sex-sex.

~** SLASH **~

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He"s not my friend. It"s not as if we"re even close.Collapse )

 

27th-Jul-2010 05:50 pm - "Christmas in Albuquerque" Part 1
not chemistry

Dated: Finally finished today after 3 days of almost non-stop typing.

Title: Christmas in Albuquerque (because I couldn't think of anything less lame)

Summary: The human tragedy known as Jesse Pinkman finds himself alone on Christmas... He doesn't take it well, but he discovers that maybe there's a little more in store for him this evening than he thought.

Rated: M -- and yes that means mature-ass situations like drug abuse, suicide references, truck-loads of swearing, and a lengthy description of sexy-sex-sex.
 

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I accept who I am. I"m the bad guy.Collapse )

 

 

22nd-Jul-2010 04:49 pm - "Lessons from Cap'n Cook"
thug life

 Dated: Today, and I just finished it... Just now.

Title: Lessons from Cap'n Cook

Summary: Walt and Jesse cook together for the first time.

Rating: g-g-G

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Chili P"s my signature!Collapse )

 

5th-Jul-2010 08:51 pm - "Saving Heisenberg"
Off to bed

 Dated: Finished after 4 hours straight writing today, although it was completed in random fragments over the period of a few weeks

Title: Saving Heisenberg [would gladly change this]

Summary: Walt has lost the good graces of Gus, Gus has lost the good graces of the cartel. After an ambush, it's not hard to tell which is more dangerous. Set after S3 finale.

 

Rating: hard T for lotsa violence, language, and character death 

 

 

[[ Normally I write somewhat within the tone of the show but this is really just a collection of visual images of mine turned into a future-fic. Also because I have wanted for the longest time to find a way to write Walt and Jesse into a burning building... Purely for entertainment purposes only. The reader will suspend their disbelief ]]

 

 

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The cartels tend to be... DramaticCollapse )

 


22nd-Jun-2010 11:16 am - "Guilty Conscience"
not chemistry

Dated: Yesterday 

Title: Guilty Conscience

Rating: Meh, T. Minor language, reference to violence

Summary: Jesse is guilty of a lot of things... but he could have gotten away with it if he'd wanted to. OC POV

[[ Very future-ficcy. I'm not decided on the current situation here except that it's a while after the S3 finale (which means spoilerz) so Jesse is spiritually destroyed and wants to punish himself. I had it in my head that Walt has already died somehow in this one, but not for sure, he could still be alive I guess ]]

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We Had A Good Run, But It"s OverCollapse )
20th-Jun-2010 02:43 pm - "The Kingpin and The Junkie"
Contaminant
 Dated: A couple days ago

Title: The Kingpin and The Junkie

Rating: Eh, no language, allusion to violence
Summary: Gus waits for his guest... future-fic-ish, implied character death

 
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You can never trust a drug addictCollapse )

 


 

20th-Jun-2010 02:39 pm - "Us and Them"
gangstas

 Dated: Sometime this month

Title: Us and Them

Rating: Uh, PG? Some description of violence, nothing serious

Summary: Introspective look at the closing events of "Half Measures" and "Full Measure" (Tons of spoilers for those who have not watched!)
 
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I intervenedCollapse )

 

20th-Jun-2010 02:33 pm - "The Student"
not chemistry
Dated: pre-Jurassic period.

Title: The Student

Rating: T just for some language, being that it's Jesse's POV 

Summary:  Detention at J.P. Wynne, pre-meth partnership
 

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As far as I"m concerned your chemistry education is over.Collapse )

 

20th-Jun-2010 02:31 pm - "Dad's Cooking Breakfast"
blowfish
 Dated: Sometime last year.

Title: Dad's Cooking Breakfast

Rating: G

Summary: The unfilmed scene from season two episode four, "Down"

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Want Some Breakfast?Collapse )

 

20th-Jun-2010 01:55 pm - Introduction.
not chemistry

 
My artistic non-talents on display.

Yo. This is the alternate account of LiveJournal's zaneforreal . Due to the disappointing lack of Breaking Bad fan fiction floating around on the internet I've decided to dig into the catacombs of my laptop and dredge up some old&dusty's. Really, what point is there in me writing these things if I don't post 'em? 

Actually there are only a couple oldies that aren't totally lame so I'll just put up the news ones k? Anyway these are [almost] all one-shots, more text than action orientated, and if you think these suck, be glad you don't have to see the ones I don't post! Seriously, I'm only putting up the ones that are even sort of worth looking at. 

Written for my amusement, not yours, but my intention is to spread the love, of course. As for legalities, I never made any money off these fics, never will, and don't claim ownership or copyright. It was created by Vince Gilligan and it's owned by AMC and Sony and the Breaking Bad crew. I'm just a fan, kemo sabe.


Update: I figured out how to enable to anonymous comments, so even if you don't have an LJ account you're free to leave all the notes you so desire.

Update 2: All those BB icons I made are of course free to use, I don't mind if you don't feel like putting fakepoptart  next to 'em; the only thing I dare ask from you, internet, is that if anyone ever chances to inquire where the icon is from, you don't answer "I made it". K? It makes me sadness.



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